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A Sunday school teacher was teaching the Ten Commandments to her preschool class.

   

After explaining the commandment "Honor Thy Father and Mother" she asked the class,

 

Is a there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?

 

Without missing a beat on little girl answers

"Thou Shalt Not Kill."

 

 
 
                      
 
 

 

A preacher was repairing the fence around an old country church.  He noticed that a small boy had been watching him for some time.

 

"Do you want to speak with me son?" the preacher asked. 

 

"Oh, no" the boy replied.  "I'm just waiting." 

 

"Waiting for what?" The preacher asked.

 

"Waiting to hear what the preacher says when he hits his finger with the hammer!" The boy replied.

 

 
 
 
                                                           
 
 

 
 
Things overheard on Noah's Ark
 

- "Did anyone think about bringing umbrellas"

- "Hey, there are more than two flies here!"

- "Wasn't someone supposed to bring some shovels?"

- "Okay, who's the wise guy who let the mosquitoes on board?"

- "Don't make me pull this ark over and come back there!"

- "And whatever you do, do not pull this plug."

- "Are we there yet?"


 

 
 

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